retraction

I've previously had a minor rant about urinal vs trough choice and I must now issue a semi-retraction. Yesterday evening I had an interview. I left work, got changed into my suit and headed out. Well hydrated, I took a precautionary piss, and this i where the retraction must arrive. Wearing, as I was, my grey suit I was aware that any splash-back from a less than hydrodynamically perfect urinal could result in a piss-flecked fly area. Not a good look for arriving at an interview. Or any other time. So I paid a precautionary visit to a stall, proving to myself in the process that there is at least one situation in which avoiding a urinal in favour of a stall is permissable.

In another moment of precaution I narrowly avioded drinking a berry smoothie before the interview and turning my teeth red.