T2 the vegemite murderer

Tom, owner of Choo-Choo Cafe here in Chatswood dropped a bombshell yesterday. He has sold the place to Tom, who today was in charge for the first time. Tom is off to open a cafe in Scone, up country in the Hunter Valley wine region. Good luck to him. New Tom has started well. Today he tried to kill me. Death by vegemite.

Like marmite eaters in Blighty there are two types of vegemite eater. The light dusting spreader who does little more than add a brownish tint to their butter, and the shoveller. Tom, T2 as I shall call him, is a shoveller. Being a world-class persiprer, one who sheds salt like a racehorse, I will probably survice the salt assault of my brunch.