Do you have a burning desire to travel on two wheels? Do you want the freedom of a bike? Are you too scared to get a motorbike? Are you too much of a pussy to get a scooter? Are you an unfit and-or lazy bastard who does not care about the world's dwindling oil reserves? Then try one of these, a bicycle motor. Brilliant! Just like a real bike, only unimpeded by health and environmental benefits. Genius!
Don't buy one.
And for the record, I do see the irony of this free advert for a product I wish bought by no one.
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