A few people have commented on the general darkness of this blog and its author. To make sure those individuals are not disappointed I shall interrupt the otherwise untypically joyous posts with some of the usual fodder.
Now, I have never known addiction and am therefore singularly unqualified to comment upon the pains and feelings and actions of those in its clutches. That won't stop me though. FOR FUCKS SAKE SMOKERS, IT'S A FUCKING HOSPITAL! HOW MANY FUCKING NO SMOKING SIGNS DO YOU NEED? FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT OFF TO THE FUCKING SMOKING AREA YOU IGNORANT FUCKS. IT IS NOT AS IF YOU ARE NOT CATERED FOR. STOP SMOKING NEAR THE FUCKING DOORS. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS? SMOKE OVER THERE, NOT HERE! IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO FUCK OFF A FURTHER 20 FUCKING YARDS.
Although there was a reasonable level of profanity in that paragraph I think I should be commended for not using the word "cunt." Until just then.
2 comments:
No cnuts, but a mother-f*cker - surely a more offensive profanity .. discuss ;-)
I think cunt is better - Derek and Clive all the way
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