is this cool? Well is it?

I feel I have crossed another boundary on my way to becoming a proper old fucker. I am sure there was a time when, irregardless of what I felt about a thing, if it was cool and hip and trendy then I knew about it. Those days, I fear, have gone. Twilight. What's that all about then? Seems to be the biggest thing in the cosmos right now and I know absofuckinlutely fuck all about it. Stars who? Dunno. It is something vaguely vampirey? I console myself by recalling that I placed no expectation whatsoever upon my folks to know what I was up to and they upheld their end of that bargain. Will AJ be as kind to me?