nice work if you can get it

News porn overload today as the mass media starts to rub itself over the divorce settlement of irritating scouse squeaker Paul McCartney and gold-digging-mono-ped nutter Heather Mills.

Now I am fairly well paid, but...

The settlement equated to £17,000 for every day of the couple's marriage.

Never sure why people are so interested in this shit. Already rich folks in a world you'll never inhabit throw astronomical sums of cash at each other while we (that's the royal we) hand over our cash to them by buying magazines full of their story.

Oh dear.