and all of a sudden we're 14 again

I am not sure how I feel about my brothers cock being compared to mine on the internet. I'd feel a lot worse if someone said his was better, but as the votes are counted it seems public opinion is that my cock is better than his. Even if mine is smaller and is endowed with a lone, undersized bollock.

The internet genius presents for your viewing and participatory pleasure www.GPScocks.com. Another major milestone reached in our techno-savvy development. The beautiful melding of technologies that, until now, were used for dull, utilitarian ends; who cares if you travelled 27miles in 4hours and here is the map; BORING. This is inspired; this is the future of art and technology.

The rules are simple. Take your GPS, run, walk, swim - move however you so wish - in an identifiably genitally shaped route. Then get your cock up so everyone can enjoy it.

Admit it; it is funny.

This is what the internet is for.

As an aside; how the fucking hell can a spell-checker for a fucking BLOG not know the word "internet."