Sydney Aquarium have something special for the kids over the holiday period. Sponge Bob Square Pants will be there to entertain the young visitors. Silly me; I thought coral reefs, brightly coloured fish, dugongs and fucking great sharks would be entertaining enough; clearly not. I hope I do not discover for myself the answer to this question: How, as a parent, do you get to a stage where you need the lure of a fucking cartoon sponge to get your kids to enjoy natural wonders?
It gets worse. Apparently you could win a home entertainment package! You just need to complete a quiz about the installation. For fucks sake, installation? Is it high-fucking-art to put a cartoon sponge in a tank? Home entertainment! That's right kids, all the entertainment you need is at home, sandwhiched between adverts! Hold on, how about you get the kids to focus on not the fucking advert but on, oh I don't know, maybe the fucking fish and mammals and corals and shit!? What is the world coming to?
Remember this post dear reader. It could come back and bite me righth in the arse.
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